Worst Ideas of 2013… So Far

Bad Idea, Asshole!

The brain's early warning system which is responsible for sifting out idiotic notions, often fails resulting in totally fucked up ideas.

  1. Fish-Flavored ice cream
  2. Recycled, Multiple-Use, Reversible Condoms
  3. Rotary Cell Phones With Telescopic Rabbit Ears Antenna
  4. Back-Wash Water Fountains for Public Parks
  5. SkidMarks Lounge- The World’s First Underwear Bar
  6. High Speed Electric Nose Hair Braider (220v)
  7. Seniors Gone Wild XXX Edition in 3-D (DVD, VHS, Beta)
  8. Industrial Strength Butt Crack Caulk And Anal Sealant (12 oz.)
  9. Naturally Flavored Frozen Poopsicles
  10. Hydraulic Ass Swabber
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4 Responses to Worst Ideas of 2013… So Far

  1. Ned says:

    Those don’t seem like real ideas at all. You’re a phony. A great big phony.

    • antsrants says:

      Indeed, you have judged correctly, Sir. But, I must say, shame on you for being duped and falling for my ruse. May you learn from this experience and walk away a smarter man.

  2. Vincent says:

    Funny ass shit dude! I laughed out load on at least half. Even the finest of details was funny like,
    220v. Similar too Dave’s Top Ten (Which I always hated and never thought was funny – guess he was to busy with the interns to write good jokes), but your stuff way better. I’d like to see more of these Top 10s.

  3. Cam-a-lama-ding-dong says:

    Since when did my name become, “Cam-a-lama-ding-dong”!! LOL 🙂 btw…your site is the best news site out there!!

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