May 23, 2012
- Cigarette Smoke Found To Kill Cancer Cells In Humans

- Gas Prices Plunge As Human Feces Revealed As Revolutionary New Super-Fuel
- Captain Morgan Introduces Liver Fortifying Rum With Anti-Toxins
- Scientists Prove Exercise Shortens Life Span And Spreads Cellulite
- Mandatory Drunkenness Law Enacted To Liven Up Dull Cities
- Snooki Announces Early Retirement From Public Life
- Marriage Licenses Now Issued With 3-Year Expiration Date With Option To Renew
- Weather Alert: It’s Raining Valium!
- Beyonce Reveals Sexual Obsession With Sarcastic White Guys Shorter Than Her
- Nutritionists Reclassify The 4 Basic Food Groups As Pizza, Beer, French Fries And Painkillers
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