Today's job market practically demands sexual favors from applicants.
- A shot of whiskey helps get the smell of beer off your breath
- Ask your interviewer if pants are required by the company dress code
- Suggest Wedgie Wednesday as part of Theme Week to help boost employee morale
- Dress for Success: denim cut-offs, rope belt and riding boots are a must!
- Compliment the female interviewer, “Nice caboose! What time does the train leave?”
- Refuse to answer any questions without your lawyers present
- Really loud flatulence never fails to break the ice and ease tensions
- Avoid mentioning the pending lawsuits you have against your previous 5 employers
- Show the interviewer naked pictures of your spouse from the county fair freak show
- Use industrial-strength, high-impact knee pads
Posted by Ant's Rants 
