Eighties poser sells his left one to the man downstairs.
Skeletal celeb-u-nots begging for roles, but instead get offered rolls.
BP thinks Tidy Cat and Oxy Pimple Pads will clean up their mess.
There's nothing like a fresh cup of silicone first thing in the morning.
Blockbuster takes one in the ass from NetFlix.
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