Best Ideas of 2014… So Far
August 19, 2010- Exploding doormats to discourage solicitors
- Cuervo IV-Drip for uninterrupted inebriation
- New FCC regulations will now require that Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Justin BibWearer make some type of useful contribution to society before having their name published or broadcast publicly.
- Butt-Buzzers: Early warning ass-whistle inserted in the sphincter to signal the release of stealth-like flatulence
- Penis Colonies: Remote islands where pedophiles, child molesters and sexual offenders are dropped off by helicopter… without a parachute. Survivors utilize their unique social skills to interact with those that appreciate inappropriate erections.
- Body Odor Act of 2014: Mandatory daily showers enforced by law. If you can be smelled, you can be jailed.
- Crotch-Cam video feed for FaceBook
- Celebrity Death Hunt on RealityTV- regular people stalk the jungle fully armed with the intent of eradicating the world of celebrities they consider worthless and undeserving of fame. Baldwins beware!
- Scented underwear by Glade
- Sarah Palin VooDoo Doll/Inflatable Love Slave