August 26, 2015
- Norton Internet Security clears viruses without embarrassing antibiotic pick-ups
- Keyboard drawers provide a physical-stop preventing over extension of the elbow
- “No Touching” rule holds no jurisdiction within my WiFi network
- $60 Broadband is less costly than dollar-tucking the drawers of Daddy’s Little Disappointment
- There’s no weird looking sauces on the buffet at home
- I’ve finally seen the last of Toofless Taffy, the Wednesday matinee stripper
- PC never kicks me in the face for sticking my finger in its USB port
- The only bouncer at Bargain Babe’s Online is Time Warner
- There’s never a “Dressed Code” where the Android roams
- As Seen on TV! USB Powered Monitor Wiper Blade
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